Google Search: antikythera mechanism - Saw a show on the history channel about the Antikythera Mechanism. Pretty cool stuff. This is a link to a google search on it.

Macromedia - ColdFusion MX "Blackstone" Release

Abston Church of Christ - wow...

Oh, it went down the wrong pipe

Don' you hate it when you're munching out on chips and a coke, and suddenly, when you're trying to take a satisfying gulp of coke, you get some down the wrong way, and you start to cough and choke?

Man, that sucks...

A Favorite Holiday Recipe

From my home to yours.........

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best o make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!